Fuck Me Grandpa

Categories: HardcoreOld and Young
Updates: No New Episodes
Reviewer: Bradley
Reviewed: April 8, 2015
Score: 57/100
"Fuck Me Grandpa is one of those porn sites which shine a quite appealing light on being old. It showcases a geezer who calls himself Uncle Jesse and who is one of the luckiest granpa-aged dudes on the planet. How so? He somehow manages to hook up with gorgeous young women and lets us watch his sexual adventures on Fuck Me Grandpa." - Visit Site
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30 days $29.95 $0.99
90 days $59.95 $0.66
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 15 Min.
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Bonus Content
Members get 30 bonus sites.
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There's no download limit.

General Review

Getting old isn't as bad as you may think. We live in an age when everything is possible, so why should you be worried about having gray hair and growing a bigger belly? Men in their mid-60s still can get laid and thanks to the blue little wonders of the pharmaceutical industry they can fuck like they used to fuck in their 20s. Fuck Me Grandpa is one of those porn sites which shine a quite appealing light on being old. It showcases a geezer who calls himself Uncle Jesse and who is one of the luckiest granpa-aged dudes on the planet. How so? He somehow manages to hook up with gorgeous young women and lets us watch his sexual adventures on Fuck Me Grandpa. The funny thing is, he isn't really handsome as he's hairy, getting bald and has a quite big belly, but despite how he looks, he gets to bang a bevy of lovely young ladies. It looks like he has a friend named Pepi (or Old Man Pepi) who does what Uncle Jesse does and gets lucky too. These two are the stars of Fuck Me Grandpa whom you'll surely envy after checking out how sexy babes they had sex with here.

Uncle Jesse and his friend, Pepi are really fortunate old dudes. They not just lust after but also bang a bevy of sexy babes. These girls much younger than them, so there's definitely an old&young vibe here. Jesse's scenes often show how he gets his mature cock sucked and tugged. There's quite a few oral-only episodes but this old fellow can even slide his dick into tight young pussies as well. The content is pretty typical hardcore boy-girl porn but with the "old men fuck teens" twist. Most episodes deliver one-on-one sex but sometimes Jesse having threesomes with babes who have a fondness of jurassic cocks. There's some outdoor sex and girls offer some ethnic diversity as you'll find here a couple of Asian and ebony girls. Uncle Jesse is who appears in most scenes but "Old Man" Pepi's occasional appearances add some variety and freshness to the collection.

I'm not really sure whether the content here is exclusive. The titles of the scenes such as "Best of Uncle Jessie Vol 6 #3" and such makes me believe that the videos may been out on DVD, so if you're familiar with Uncle Jesse's work, then you may find here scenes that you've already seen. The movies are shot in a bit amateur style and they use standard camera angles for the most part, but there are a few videos that offer POV footage. Fuck Me Grandpa is a site which looks pretty dated and I'm afraid it's neglected. The biggest problem is, the quality of the videos is just woefully low. The videos are nowhere near to what you expect to see on paysite these days. My guess is that Uncle Jesse's movies were filmed several years ago (I would be suprised if they shot them more than a decade ago). The photo collection isn't impressive either. Jesse's picture galleries tend to provide vidcaps which are blurry and just isn't anything that you'd want to save and add to your porn collection. Fuck Me Grandpa will let you down when it comes to getting a collection of high quality porn but it has a fun theme, so old&young fans may have some fun here regardless.

What's Going On Inside

Fuck Me Grandpa is a pretty average site in terms of site design. Nothing really stellar can be seen here but the site's layout gets its job done. There's a home page where you can read a welcome text and check out Jesse's latest updates. Links to bonus sites and a couple of popular updates can be found in this section, too. Getting around the site shouldn't be a problem to anyone. The content is divided into two sections: photos and videos. You can save your favorite updates to your favorites folder, so finding your way back to those videos and picture sets that you like the most is quick and hassle-free. However, filtering things down a bit is cumbersome. I didn't find any search tools at Fuck Me Grandpa which could help me filter things down a bit. There are no crosslinked category tags linking similarly themed scenes to each other, not even a simple search engine allowing search by keyword is available. Many girls got screwed by Jesse (and Pepi), so a model catalog to browse these beauties also could have been nice to have. Although, none of these exist here and you'll be doing a lot of searching without any help if you end up looking for something specific. Fuck Me Grandpa has a collection that can keep you busy for a while as there are 213 videos and 109 photosets to check out. The lack of date logs make it impossible to tell whether the site is active or not, but my best guess is that nothing new has been arrived for quite some time.

You can't preview any of the scenes, so you'll never know if Jesse will get only a blowjob or he will bang some fresh pussy. There are no trailers, screencaps and descriptions and actually, there isn't any scene info provided. All you get is a title which is pretty generic like "Best Of Uncle Jesse" or "Old Pervert Jesse and the Hot Brunette". Members can watch the videos right on the site via streaming. The streams work well because the playback starts quickly and it never gets interrupted by buffering hiccups. Downloading the videos and watching them offline is also an option. MP4 files can be saved which can be offered up to two qualities. The streams and downloads have the same quality options. As I already mentioned, Fuck Me Grandpa videos are pretty disappointing. They usually display at 320x240 pixels (500 Kbps) but you can come across scenes that are at 640x480 pixels (1600 Kbps). Unfortunately, nothing tells which scenes can be watched in 480p. Photos aren't in a really good quality. Many sets seem to have vidcaps, so they're blurry and have washed out colors. The average photoset contains images that are sized at around 800px. The photos can be browse in standard thumbnail galleries, but an online timed slideshow feature is also available with full-size images. A set has about 30 pictures which are offered for ZIP download.

Fuck Me Grandpa is a part of a quite extensive network. Memberships come bundled with a network-wide access which means that 30 additional sites try to entertain you. These cover many niches from amateur babes and handjobs to gangbangs, muscular girls and trannies. While these should provide you with some hot stuff to enjoy, they also suffer from quality problems, but most of these sites have videos and photos that look better than Fuck Me Grandpa's.

Be sure to uncheck their pre-checked offers when inputting your credit card info on their join page. They may seem just free bonuses to other sites as well, but they'll probably rebill when their free trial periods are over!

Uncle Jesse and his buddy, Pepi are lucky old dudes, that's for sure. They're not particularly handsome but even though how they look (and how old they are), they get to fuck more hot babes than many of us. Their sexual conquests are all here at Fuck Me Grandpa which could have been a quite solid old & young porn site. The girls are decades younger than Jesse and his friend but this doesn't stop them from giving head and getting fucked. If you enjoy watching old guys banging young chicks, then you're going to find here some interesting stuff, however, the site has many flaws. The layout looks pretty average, search/browse tools simply don't exist and updates probably stopped coming but these are just minor cons compared to the quality of the content which is pretty bad, to be honest. With videos that display mostly at 320x240 pixels, no matter how promising its theme, Fuck Me Grandpa is a site which is pretty hard to recommend.

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External Reviews

Site: The Best Porn
Description: A decent amount of Uncle Jessie old n young videos but the video quality & updates are weaknesses.
Date: 01/19/2012
Score: 73.0