Teach My Ass

Updates: No New Episodes
Reviewer: Bradley
Reviewed: October 17, 2014
Score: 69/100
"By the end of each session girls get converted from innocent teens to anal sluts who love to take it in the butt, so if you crave teen hotties and want to see them learn how to enjoy a session of buttfuck, then Teach My Ass may provide you with some fun." - Visit Site
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1 days $2.95 $2.95
30 days $29.95 $0.99
90 days $59.95 $0.66
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 30 Min.
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Best Resol.
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Bonus Content
Members get access to 30 bonus sites.
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There's no download limit.

General Review

When you're dying to learn how to do something, let's say how to cook, draw or speak a foreign language, then probably the wisest thing to do is to take a course. There are all kinds of educational institutes and believe it or not, there's even some kind of school where pretty young girls can take a lesson or two about how to enjoy anal sex! Teach My Ass takes you into the classroom of this school and lets you watch all the hot stuff that leads teen babes to lose their anal virginity. Everything is recorded by the tutor himself who trains the girls' butts with an arsenal of nasty toys and equipment. For an anal first timer it's pretty crucial to get relaxed, so the tutor grabs a bottle of lube, gets his student's hole slippery enough and use dildos, anal beads and speculums to get her ready for the real thing. By the end of each session girls get converted from innocent teens to anal sluts who love to take it in the butt, so if you crave teen hotties and want to see them learn how to enjoy a session of buttfuck, then Teach My Ass may provide you with some fun.

Older scenes stick to the sex school fantasy better than the newer ones as they take place in a classroom while the latest scenes showcase sphincter-stretching sessions in a bedroom. Nonetheless, education and anal sex are what the girls really need and that are those exactly what they get. You'll see the cameraman/teacher interviewing the hotties who gladly talk about themselves and start taking off their clothes when they're asked to. As I said it already, buttholes are stretched with dildos of shapes and sizes and once the girls are ready, the toys get replaced with the tutor's cock. I'd say that most girls seem versed in getting assbanged, so I don't think that they're genuine anal virgins. At least they're lovely and quite hot, not to mention that it's a joy to watch them get anal trained and fucked.

The site's model roster is pretty good as it contains plenty of really gorgeous girls who probably range from 18 to 23-24 in age and fit into the "legal teen" niche quite easily. These young babes are from Russia, I guess, and they usually don't speak English. During the sort interview with the cameraman they speak Russian and the cameraman is the one who mediates to help us understand what the girls say. It's amateur porn what they have to offer which is filmed with handheld cameras. For the most part, POV camera angles are used but you do get some footage shot from standard camera angles. Overall, the production quality is nice here, though sometimes they use awkward camera angles and the content has a typical Euro hardcore flavor which some might not like. At least, the scenes are provided in High Defintion and they come with high-res photos too. Teach My Ass is revolving around the fantasy of girls taking lessons about how to take it in the ass and does provide some hot smut, but it's still a pretty average anal-obsessed site.

What's Going On Inside

Teach My Ass is a site with a very simple layout that looks okay, but has a bit cheap feel to it. There aren't many sections inside the members' area that are worth checking out. You'll probably spend most of your time inside their "Our Girls" section which unlike what it implies gives place for the updates and not for model profiles. You get 10 scenes listed per page and they're sorted by date with the latest ones come first. No other sorting options are available and Teach My Ass lacks search and browse tools, too. Since the episodes are pretty similar in theme, it's quite understandable, however, it would be nice to have a way to filter by model characteristic to find those girls easily and quickly whom you'd probably like. This is a quite small site which hosts only 75 scenes at this point. No release dates are shown which is always a bad sign, so it's pretty difficult to tell whether the site sees regular updates. My guess is, Teach My Ass no longer updates, so the collection is pretty much as-is.

Don't expect to be able to preview the scenes with short trailer videos because no such things are provided, but each scene does come with a description and a few screencaps which are more than enough to give you a grip on what you're about to see. Members can choose to sit back and watch videos streamed in decent quality. Online playback is offered with one quality setting which is 1024x576 pixels. The streams work fine as there are no long loading times and buffering hiccups. The videos are also downloadable in WMV format at 960x540 pixels (3000 Kbps) or as MP4s in 3 qualities: 1024x576 pixels (2000 Kbps), 1280x720 pixels (2800 Kbps) and 1920x1080 pixels (8000 Kbps). Older scenes may not be available for streaming and may be chopped into parts. These old flicks max out at 640x480 pixels (1000 Kbps) and don't look nearly as good as the latest scenes. The typical Teach My Ass episode plays about 30 minutes and comes with a set of digital stills. Some videos are accompanied by screencaps instead of high-res photos. Pictures can be viewed online as small thumbnail images or enlarged to their full size of 1280px. There isn't a timed slideshow feature. A set usually contains around 200 photos which are offered for ZIP download.

Teach My Ass is relatively small and probably won't keep you busy for a long while, but luckily it's a part of a network of teen porn sites, so there are plenty of bonus sites that will definitely provide you with some additional fun. Among the 30 bonus site there are many that focus on teen girls who get assfucked. Defiled 18, Ass Teen Mouth, Try Teens, Anal Checkup, Make Teen Gape, Teen Anal Casting and Double Teamed Teens are all have lots of butt-banging porn that you'll enjoy.

Watching girls give anal sex a try has always been a turn on for many of us. If you happen to have a thing for young babes and like to see them take it in the butt, then Teach My Ass seems perfect for you. The whole girls having an "anal sex 101" is pretty fun but somehow the scenes aren't as entertaining as they could be. The models definitely not anal virgins and there's maybe too much anal toy play. Nonetheless, it's a decent collection of teen anal sex videos which have a little bit of fantasy to offer. Videos are filmed mostly in POV but sometimes pretty awkward and strange camera angles are used. At least they're in High Definition, so their quality is pretty decent. The site is probably neglected and I don't honestly think that it sees updates. Thankfully members get access to an entire network of teen porn sites and there are lots of bonus sites that a fan of anal porn should enjoy. On its own Teach My Ass isn't worth joining, but with the network-wide access included, it still be a site that you may want to try if you're a die hard fan of Euro teen porn.

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