Mean Handjobs

Categories: AmateursFetishHandjob
Updates: Weekly
Reviewer: Bradley
Reviewed: May 20, 2015
Score: 63/100
"Mean Handjobs is doing a great job of producing wood-wanking porn that is pretty rough and that you probably haven't seen before. The girls on this site know what they want and what they want is to make their men suffer a bit before they can dump a load." - Visit Site
Period Price $/day
2 days $0.00 $0.00
30 days $39.95 $1.33
180 days $69.95 $0.38
365 days $199.95 $0.54
Score
Content Quality
Average
Content Amount
Acceptable
Design
Average
Usability
Average
Bonuses
Good
Videos
No. of Vids
 40
Avg. Length
 25 Min.
Movie Format
 MP4
Best Resol.
 960x540
Streaming
 960x540
DRM Protect.
 No
Pictures
No. of Sets
 40
Photo Quality
 Low
Photo Size
 960x540
Avg. Photos
 50
ZIP Dloads
 Yes
Bonus Content
- Members get access to 43 bonus sites.
- Free live shows.
Download Limits
There's no download limit.

General Review

Letting a sexy girl lay her tiny soft hands on your cock sounds pretty tempting and fun, right? Getting your hard-on stroked, pumped and even sucked to completion sound even better, I guess. Although, a handjob isn't necessarily fun to get and the guys at Mean Handjobs have to learn that the hard way. Things can get out of hand pretty quickly and you can end up being vulnerable. Actually, the guys here don't mind being just a plaything and they seem to enjoy getting a harsh treatment. Mixing two niches that usually don't go hand in hand (handjobs and female domination), Mean Handjobs is doing a great job of producing wood-wanking porn that is pretty rough and that you probably haven't seen before. The girls on this site know what they want and what they want is to make their men suffer a bit before they can dump a load. Okay, the women of Mean Handjobs are surely vicious and cruel but they end up being nice (at least for a little while) as they jerk off guys. Nonetheless, if you're looking for handjob scenes that are mean and pretty crazy, then look no further as Mean Handjobs should be a site for you!

What you're going to see on this site is pretty unique, at least it fills the void for femdom handjob porn that's for sure. To be honest, I don't know any other manual penile manipulation site where girls are at least as cruel as Mean Handjobs's babes. They treat guys like they were just sexual playthings and do to them whatever they feel like doing. Men have to endure a harsh treatment and plenty of verbal abuse but this is a price that they're more than happy to pay, if they get their cocks stroked to a cum-blasting finale. It's truly a fetish porn site where guys can find themselves bound, spanked or even kicked hard in the balls! As a matter of fact, there's a lot of ball busting here which seem to turn these kinky dudes on even more. Other fetish porn elements like cosplay (girls dressed in devil costumes or wearing a ninja suit), pegging (girls fuck guys with strapon dildos) and face sitting are also present which make the site's collection varied. There are a couple of pretty standard handjob scenes in which girls just lube up a dick and start wanking it but that's not the standard here. The standard is to threaten a guy with losing his balls, then a punch gets placed on his balls. That's how things work at Mean Handjobs. Most scenes showcase 1-on-1's but sometimes two babes get their freak on a guy.

I'm not really sure whether the content is exclusive. I'd swear that a couple of videos have been overwatermarked which makes me believe that everything you can find at Mean Handjobs was shot for another site. On the other hand, it's a site run by the folks behind the famous Fetish Network, so I can imagine that these videos were shot for one of their other sites that ceased to exist or was renamed. One thing's for sure: you won't find here anything that will impress you visually. Their stuff looks decent but none of the videos are available in HD. To make matters a bit worse, these videos look a bit old, I mean they seem like they were filmed a couple of years ago. They also have a pretty cheap, low budget feel and seem a bit amateur as well. Nonetheless, they're definitely fun and usually have a short background story which can add some extra entertainment value to them. Photos do accompany the video footage but these are just screencaps which won't be too interesting to any photo fan. Mean Handjobs has a unique theme and offers fun femdom handjob scenes, however, there are a couple of strange things going on here.

What's Going On Inside

Since Mean Handjobs is one of those sites that reside on the Fetish Network, it's not too much of a surprise that after getting logged in, you'll be redirected to the network's home page. Finding your way to their femdom handjob scenes are easy enough, though. All you have to do is, check out their "Our Sites" section and look for Mean Handjobs. It quickly becomes obvious that Mean Handjobs is nothing more than just a collection of themed videos in a mega site's library. You'll get all episodes listed on the same place and pretty much that's it. There are no additional section nor any tool to help you filter things down a bit. They do have a model catalog and you can find crosslinked category tags but these work for the entire network and not for this site alone. Mean Handjobs is a pretty small site which means that you won't need any search or browse tools anyway. In the matter of a few moments you can browse through the collection and you're likely to find those scenes in which your interested in no time. Mean Handjobs has only 40 scenes at the moment, but date stamps show weekly updates. For some reason, I still believe that nothing new has been added for quite some time here and I suppose that they just rotate their content.

None of the scenes comes with a trailer video, but this doesn't mean that you won't get a grip on what you're going to see. On the contrary, you'll be supplied with a bunch of screencaps and lengthy descriptions which make it clear what their scenes have in store for you. It looks like they tend to mislabel their streaming and download options. Each video has two quality modes one of which is usually labeled as 720p HD, but the thing is, no matter which video you check out, it will play at 960x540 pixels (3000 Kbps). The other option is for mobile users as it provides 320x180 pixels (600 Kbps) playback. You can choose to watch the videos right on the site in a Flash-based player or you can just save them as MP4s. They offer in-browser playback with short loading times and without annyoing buffering hiccups. The videos are usually long enough as they tend to play around 25 minutes. Each video has a set of related images but these are just screencaps. Either way, you can still check them out in standard thumbnail galleries or enlarged in a slideshow. A set contains around 50 photos which aren't available for bulk download in a single ZIP file.

It's safe to assume that it won't take too long to check out the entire collection that's on offer here. However, when you're done with Mean Handjobs' scenes you'll still have dozens of additional sites to enjoy. There are over 40 bonus sites included in the memberships which cover plenty of (mostly) kinky niches from footjobs to BDSM. You'll find other female domination and handjob sites, too.

Be sure to uncheck their pre-checked cross-sell when inputting your credit card info on their join page - unless you want their special offer - otherwise you'll be charged for it too!

If you think that handjob porn is boring, then Mean Handjobs will surely prove you wrong. It spice this otherwise quite tame theme up with female domination and creates hot cock-stroking videos. Girls are mean and merciless here, so they deny guys' orgasms, kick them in right in the balls, tie them up, spank them, call them pussies and give them a harsh treatment. While the content is fun, there are things that stop Mean Handjobs from being a great site. First of all, nothing is in HD, however, their videos look decent even though they're in SD. The collection that's on offer here is small and which gets me worried is that I suspect that nothing new will come. Date logs show weekly updates, but frankly, I believe they just rotate their content. Nonetheless, you'll still get your fill of fetish porn here thanks to the bonus access to all sites in the Fetish Network what your membership has included. All in all, Mean Handjobs is fun and mean, although it's pretty average and has a couple of issues.

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