Dirty Masseur

Updates: Weekly
Reviewer: Bradley
Reviewed: December 12, 2013
Score: 79/100
"Luckily if there's a brand that can take massage-themed porn and make something thrilling out of it, then it's Brazzers. Dirty Massage is their approach to supplying you with the hottest pornstars in the craziest massage parlour scenarios that will surely blow you away. You're guaranteed to see here massage smut in a way you've never seen it before!" - Visit Site
Period Price $/day
3 days $0.95 $0.31
30 days $24.95 $0.83
90 days $49.95 $0.55
365 days $119.95 $0.32
Score
Content Quality
Excellent
Content Amount
Average
Design
Good
Usability
Good
Bonuses
Excellent
Videos
No. of Vids
 115
Avg. Length
 30 Min.
Movie Format
 WMV
Best Resol.
 1920x1080
Streaming
 1280x720
DRM Protect.
 No
Pictures
No. of Sets
 115
Photo Quality
 Super
Photo Size
 2495x1663
Avg. Photos
 760
ZIP Dloads
 Yes
Bonus Content
- Members get access to 30 bonus sites.
- Exclusive live shows and archive of recorded shows.
- Thousands of bonus video feeds.
Download Limits
There's no download limit.

General Review

It seems there's a flood of massage porn sites nowadays. It's quite understandable as who wouldn't love to see finely formed female bodies get covered in oil making them shiny and even more desirable, right? But most sites present the same kind of rubdowns which can be a bit boring after some time, even if you're a devoted fan of the niche. Luckily if there's a brand that can take massage-themed porn and make something thrilling out of it, then it's Brazzers. Dirty Massage is their approach to supplying you with the hottest pornstars in the craziest massage parlour scenarios that will surely blow you away. You're guaranteed to see here massage smut in a way you've never seen it before!

After checking out Dirty Masseur's mind-blowing and outrageously hot scenes, you'll be very suspicious when your girlfriend tells you she's going to see a massage therapist to soothe her aching muscles! One way or another, girls end up getting a full-service rubdown that turns them on so much that they can't wait to get a hard pounding right on the massage table. Their masseurs are surely tricky ones as they strive to seduce these gorgeous girls. Dirty Masseur episodes have fantasy setups which make their movies probably the most entertaining massage-centric porn videos. You get to see e.g. a guy dying to be the employee of the month in a parlour, so he offers 'extra' services to her sexy client to make her completely satisfied and a masseur who pretends to be blind to have a chance to fuck a shy, but gorgeous girl. There are even a couple of quite surreal and twisted scenarios like two devilish babes drag a guy down to hell whom they start rubbing and fucking, or a girl has a nightmare and dreams about being chased by an evil clown from whom she receives a massage that leads up to a hard pounding. While most scenes are in a parlour-like setting, you can find plenty of outdoor shoots, so it's probably the most diverse collection of massage porn that you can find.

As expected, Dirty Masseur works with the sexiest pornstars that the industry has to offer. Allie Haze, Holly Michaels, Christy Mack, Jayden Jaymes, Brandi Love, Phoenix Marie and Jynx Maze are just a few of those naughty clients who lie down on massage tables and get fucked by a crafty muscle manipulator. It's porn presented by the folks at Brazzers, which means, you'll get brilliantly filmed and professional stuff here, not to mention that their massage parlour affairs are delivered in staggering High Definition. If you enjoy watching devastatingly beautiful babes get their bodies rubbed and covered in oil from head to toe, then Dirty Masseur offers you massage-themed hardcore porn that can't get any better.

What's Going On Inside

Dirty Masseur is a site laid out for ease of use. It looks pretty modern and simply great, however, it's a Brazzers-affiliated site, so it has the very same design that every ZZ site has. Actually, after making your way through their members only entrance, you'll arrive to their network's home page. All you have to do to start browsing their oily rubdown-themed stuff is hovering over their 'Explore' tab and navigate to their 'sites & niches' section where you can narrow down their content by sites. Dirty Masseur is surely not the biggest site that these guys have, but it still can provide you with some fun for a while. Currently there are 115 episodes at their members' disposal, but it looks like a new scene is published each week. There are a couple of tools to help you filter things down a bit. You can set category filters and there's an option to filter by models, too. Their episodes can be sorted by date, rating, number of views, scene titles and number of comments. Overall, it's a pretty user-friendly site.

There's no doubt about that Dirty Masseur serves up massage porn in unmatched quality. Members are free to download their movies that are presented in staggering full HD at 1920x1080 pixels (12 Mbps)! Of course, you can save videos in lower quality at 1280x720 pixels (8000 Kbps) and 854x480 pixels (2500 Kbps). They provide you with MP4, WMV and mobile-optimized MP4 files to grab. Furthermore, if you'd like to get their scenes in parts, you can download them as a series of 5-minute or 1- minute clips. There are many who don't want to wait and seek instant gratification, and they can stream Dirty Masseur scenes in an embedded player. Videos play smoothly in your browser without buffering hiccups and they're available in four qualities from low 640x360 pixels up to HD 1280x720 pixels. Movies are usually about 30 minutes in length, but you can come across much longer videos, too. Each video comes with a description, a trailer video, a lot of screencaps and a set of digital stills. Photos are superbly shot with good lighting and great colors. A set usually starts with plenty of pictures of girls stripping themselves out of their clothes, but there are lots of images of the hardcore sex, too. They offer their photos as small thumbnails or enlarged images sized around at 1000px, if you want to view them online. There are high resolution photos at 2500px, which are downloadable in ZIP files. A photoset contains a bunch of images as the average set has about 760 pictures.

With a membership to Dirty Masseur you actually buy yourself unlimited access to all sites that are included in the Brazzers Network. You are free to explore 30 additional sites and you'll see many scenes featuring the same girls, so if you like the site's conent, you'll probably like what their other sites such as Teens Like It Big, Day With A Pornstar or Big Tits At Work have to offer. In addition, there are exclusive live shows and an archive of recorded shows.

When inputting your credit card info on their join page, be sure to uncheck their pre-checked cross-sells - if you don't want their special offers - to avoid being charged for them, too!

Dirty Masseur is not a typical massage-centric porn site. It has everything that fans of oiled up babes love to see, but thanks to their fun scenarios and the incredibly hot sex that they present, you'll get to see rubdowns turning into fuck fests in a way you've never seen them before. Brazzers did an excellent job with the niche and serves up their porn movies in excellent High-Def quality. Memberships give you access to the entire 31-site network, so Dirty Masseur is definitely a site worth checking out!

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External Reviews

Site: The Best Porn
Description: Quality is tops and what starts as a sensual massage turns hardcore pleasure.
Date: 03/16/2014
Score: 83.0